CST-2007 results rolled out today. Lots of happy faces, some grimaces. I made it to 88%, an improvement from my previous attempt of 67%. My good friend Rajesh Agroya became the topper with an incredible 99%. I was so happy for him that I squeezed out some creative juice out of myself, stuff that had been dormant for quite some time now, and came up with this spoof news article. I thought it looked good and so decided to put it up on Livejournal for posterity. How is it?